My name is Reg Samson.
Welcome to my world.
Take your shot. Tell me its not perfect.
But I would never change it.
Even if I can, even if I must.
Because this is my life, and for good and for bad, I do love it.






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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
I Believe.

Down 3-1, the Pistons will kick ass and defy the odds. Again.



Look out, Heat. These Pistons are out to collect their second championship in three years.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Reg Samson's BATMAN BEGINS



DUCARD: What are you seeking?
WAYNE: I seek the means to fight injustice. To turn fear against those who prey on the fearful.
DUCARD: To manipulate the fears of others, you must first master your own.






DUCARD: Mr Wayne, this is Ra's Al Ghul. He offers you the path of a man who shares his hatred of evil and wishes to serve true justice. Under Ra's Al Ghul, you make yourself more than just a man... if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can't stop you, then you become something else entirely.
WAYNE: Which is?
DUCARD: Legend, Mr. Wayne. Now, are you ready to begin?
WAYNE: Ready?... I can barely stand...






DUCARD: Death does not wait for you to be ready! Death is not considerate or fair! And make no mistake, here you face death!








DUCARD: Do you still feel responsible for your parents' death?
WAYNE: My anger outweighs my guilt.






After months of training, Bruce is now ready for his test, to once again face Ducard in one on one combat.






DUCARD: Yield!
RA'S AL GHUL: Impressive!






RA'S AL GHUL: Now you are ready to lead the League of Shadows in destroying Gotham City.
WAYNE: I will go back to Gotham but I am not an executioner!
DUCARD: Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share!






Bruce hits Ducard and he falls, unconscious. He then proceeds to attack Ra's Al Ghul.






After defeating Ra's Al Ghul, Wayne rescues Ducard and brings him to safety. Ra's Al Ghul is left behind to die.






Wayne, realizing what he has to do and he designs a costume based on a bat, a creature he has been afraid of since he was young. Now, he would use that fear against those who prey on the fearful as...






...the Batman!






One year later, Bruce Wayne is confronted by a man claiming to be Ra's Al Ghul.

WAYNE: You're not Ra's Al Ghul. I watched him die!






Suddenly, Ducard, who was standing behind Wayne, attacks him from behind.

DUCARD: Precisely. Because I am Ra's Al Ghul. Surely, someone who spends his nights scrambling over Gotham's rooftops wouldn't begrudge my dual identities.






After Wayne regains consciousness, he once again dons the mantle of the bat, and confronts Ra's Al Ghul.






RA'S AL GHUL: Kill me!
BATMAN: I am not an executioner!
RA'S AL GHUL: Your mercy is your weakness... Your enemies will take advantage of that!
BATMAN: I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you, either...






Suddenly...

RANDOM GUY # 1: Look! Up in the sky! Its a bird!






RANDOM GUY # 2: Its a plane!






Its Superman!






SUPERMAN: Hold on, sir. I'll save you!






SUPERMAN: Up up and away!






BATMAN: What's the meaning of this? Why are you interfering?
SUPERMAN: Because its not how it works. We are not above the law.
BATMAN: But Ra's Al Ghul... the world is better off without him!






SUPERMAN: You've got a problem with that, Batman? You'll have to go through me first!






BATMAN: Fine with me, Boy Scout!

Out of nowhere, Batman pulls out Kryptonite, rendering Superman weak and powerless.






Batman, with the help of Ra's Al Ghul, tie up Superman with the Kryptonite.

BATMAN: Know what, Ra's? I think you've got a point with that mercy thing. How about we just leave him here?
RA'S AL GHUL: You have always been my greatest student..




BATMAN: Hey, lets get some coffee. My treat.




-END-



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Monday, May 22, 2006
Teaser Poster (naks!)


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Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Batman Begins: The Cast






Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne/Batman






Liam Neeson as Henri Ducard






Ken Watanabe as Ra's Al Ghul






The Sandman as Random Guy # 1






10 Time World Heavyweight Champion Triple H* as Random Guy # 2




And also starring a super mysterious character who won't be revealed until the end.



*oh, it was Lani's idea to cast him :)

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Monday, May 08, 2006
I'm Back!

Yup, I'm back! Why? Coz I'm bored. And I have a lot of creative juices flowing through me like crazy. All you who know me know that I'm into Batman and toys. But what you might not know is that I'm into photography! It's true! With my trusty Nokia 6600, my Batman toys, and a lot of spare time, I have come up with my own version of Batman Begins! And since most of you may have already watched this, I have come up with a new ending... a new twist a la M Night Shyamalan. So boys and girls... tune in within the next few days as I bring you my Batman ''movie''.

Are you ready to begin?

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Monday, July 25, 2005
Gwapo Ng Shoes (bagay sa may-ari)


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Saturday, July 23, 2005
The Girl On TV

The year was 1992 (I think). Everytime they'd play that Close Up commercial on TV, I would stop whatever I was doing, and stare at the screen. Her smile was so dazzling that I'd swoon. I was 10 years old and I was in love.

Fast forward to last night. Welly asked (or forced) me to go to Ice with her officemates and drink. I grudgingly gave in, for the lack of something better to do. So we were there, laughing, drinking, talking blah blah blah... when this girl enters the bar. She approached our table and started making beso beso with everyone. One of Welly's officemates. And she looked familar. I froze. I knew exactly who she reminded me of.

I had to know. On our way out of the bar, I asked Welly. This is a rough transcript of the conversation:

Reg: commercial model ba sya?
Welly: i dont know. pero alam ko nag appear sya sa Philippine Star...
Reg: hinde. commercial model talaga. like years ago. close up.
Welly: i'll ask. Girl On TV (name withheld to protect the beautiful), were you in a close up commercial?
Girl On TV: ... who told you?!
Welly: Reg!
Reg (to myself): I'm gonna dead. (to Welly): I had THE biggest crush on her...

Later on, me and the girl on tv were alone outside Seattles Best while the others got coffee.

Reg: Ikaw talaga yung nasa commercial? (Good one, Reg).
Girl On TV: yup! naalala mo pa yun? that was like 1991..92?
Reg: ummm.... just vaguely (liar! you even remember the song!)
Girl On TV: kasama ko dun si Onemig... may mga clowns... and slides!
Reg: (nothing. just nodding stupidly. but honestly, I didn't remember Onemig, or the clowns, or the slides. I just remember her.)

Back in the car:

Welly: Girl On TV, do you know why Reg remembers the commercial?
Girl On TV: why??
Welly: Reg, tell her!
Reg: .... (i'm pretending to be asleep now)
Welly: fine! i'll tell her... he had THE biggest crush on you!
Girl On TV: really?? im so flattered!
Reg: (suddenly awake) its true its true... i even remember the song!
Girl On TV: neocolours? sige nga sing it!
Reg: "gotta get close to you..."
Girl On TV: awww... naaalala pa nya talaga!

Everything happened so fast that I don't really remember anymore what happened after that. All I know is I got to kiss her before she went down (hey, after 13 years, I think I deserved that didn't I?).

They say every story has a lesson. The lesson in this one? Watch TV. Don't forget the faces of your crushes. Who knows, after 13 years, your paths may cross.




I wish for you on a falling star
Wondering where you are
Do I ever cross your mind in the warm sunshine?
She's from the city of angels
Like Bette Davis, James Dean & Gable
Never knew what she means to me
I fell for the girl thats on TV...

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Sunday, July 17, 2005
Wit and Wisdom Entry No. 1

"carwash makes cars shiny"

-17 July 2005, around 6:30pm, while admiring my newly polished car.

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The Wit and Wisdom of The Reg

So why is this blog titled as such, you might ask. Not only because I am witty and wise, but because I will use this blog to share my insights, from politics to religion, or anything else under the sun. On my posts, I will be indicating the quote, the date and time I said it, plus a litte explanation on why I said it.

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